Liz Axelrod Olsen |
THE EMPEROR IS NAKED AND HIS FACE IS FALLING OFF |
Posh, humid
Hamptons party
Flowers
Floating candles in the pool
Sushi bar
Ice sculpted swans
Rainbow hued martinis
The guest of honor
(not P-Diddy or Alec Baldwin)
Arrives with a posse
of well-dressed size 2 ladies.
He’s the top plastic
surgeon in NYC.
Looked like Jack Nicholson as
Batman’s Joker to me.
Not quite Heath Ledger –
At least he retained
some of his beauty.
So many stretched
And pouting forties faces
With lips large
Enough to pull
Over their small
Bleach-blondeheads.
And all I heard
When I neared
A mannequin
Gone wrong was
You look fabulous!
Ellsworth Toohey
Is running the republic.
I don’t understand any of it.
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